the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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