Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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