i just had sex bonerless
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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