I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
