so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
operation harelip BJ is a go
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
