Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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