I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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