This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
