we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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