U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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