I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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