Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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