Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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