you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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