Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
