Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Still dying that you shit outside
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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