yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We named our party play list daddy issues
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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