All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
