You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sponge bath it is.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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