Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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