No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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