windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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