Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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