"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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