I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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