did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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