I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i just had sex bonerless
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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