Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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