id be glad to
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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