was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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