Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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