i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I intend to get homeless drunk
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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