Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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