worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
