OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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