My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
