Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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