he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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