i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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