I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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