Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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