Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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