This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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