I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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