"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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