Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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