Me too!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize