I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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