ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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