talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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