its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Couch. On fire.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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